megankrara: The day a boy sings me Sweet Pea by Amos Lee… I will be a very happy girl.
So put that in your pipe and smoke it.– Granny (Maggie Smith/Downton Abbey)
oh, downton abbey
one of the girls: oh granny you're a romantic.
granny: i've been called many things but never that.
That’s the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty, even if...– J. D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye (1951) This is why I read books with adolescent boys for protagonists. It gives me hope for boys liking me ‘cause it makes me understand they have feelings.
i'm a part of this group on facebook
and the group has a chat and i always see “james messaged ______ chat” on the facebook tab cause this random guy who happens to be named james belongs to the group too and sometimes i wish it would be “james messaged you” so i could be friends with my freaking ex
i'm secretly a failure at boys
me: boys are cute i'm gonna talk to them and make them like me
brain: kdnfknfssjjdndfjfjgknsdnss whats a boy and how do i talk to it
Melchett: Let's play a word game.
Blackadder: Okay, make a sentence out of the following words: Face. Sodding. Your. Shut.
oh my goodness my life is ridiculous.
i love it. xD never a dull moment, truly. i wouldn’t have it any other way. :)
hiitsgaga replied to your post: you have ruined the following for me: its okay, forts are ruined for us all. :( except the Ed fort was actually okay. Lol yeah. The Ed fort kinda fixed forts a little bit. I kinda forget I’m not the only victim of the fort. Eh it was ridiculous and stupid but it was still fun?
Reblog if you'll answer anything in your ask right...
holy hell this is awesome.
oh god. this is a trick.
a mildly attractive person who never talks to me is rather heavily hitting on me.
Your Mama’s So Fat… Her Patronus is a Cake!– (via drewruss49)
you have ruined the following for me:
van morrison lions the rest of our inside jokes forts our friendship
boys need to understand
that talking to me is how talking to me happens
"cray" needs to die.
guys i love my D&D group.
we gave the campaign the working title “princess fantastic” we named my badass elf/satyr “purdy” i am a male witch (it’s pathfinder) so we decided i’m a “manwitch” so we named my blue ringed octopus familiar “sloppy joe” (he lives on my head) this is gonna be a TOTALLY SERIOUS campaign i can feel it
i wish i could
already be in college and skip the scary stuff have a bag of kettle cooked potato chips- sea salt and cracked pepper have a boyfriend have everything figured out
Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see.– The Beatles (via atomology)
i'm the first to fall and the last to know....
NOW I’M HEELS OVER HEAD I’M HANGIN’ UPSIDE-DOWN
so much ass on my dash